Not so subtle inuendos

As Intel Officer for the forthcoming infilthtration into enema territory, it would appear to me that there are underlying hidden agendas in the minds of some members. The inuendos are running rife. Deciphering the carefully coded messages, the only conclusions worth drawing are :-

1. MAG1
"In the S***" with the MILFs, due to excessive amounts of liquid refreshments, whilst on a seemingly endless R & R
2. MAG2
Permanently in the stress position, trying to decide whether or not to accompany MAG1 to the watering hole.
3. CHICKESS
Definate delusions of S & M showing through. Determined to take matters in hand .....
4. DAMILF 2
Also delusional. As if MAG1 / MAG2 are going to take any notice of promises of coffee / detox / orgasmic veggie burgers. Mind you a "hook up" would probably do the trick.
5. MAG8 (hon.)
Seemingly concerned that MAG7 is going to be led astray by the reprobates within this unit. Rest assured, Minxie, I am sure that he knows how to be astray, without tuition.
6. MAG6
Obviously knows much about MAG1's traits. Seems to have a good grasp of the Queen's English, therefore will probably not be admonished by Chickess as she has promised. Or......
7. MAG's 4 and 5
No word as yet on this epistle of a blog. Strangely quiet. Are they still on board ?? Will they cum through at the end, and if so, which end...

With reference to the above comments, I offer the following proverbs :-

MAG 1
'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos-
-what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'

MAG2
When he read of the evils of alcohol ...he gave up reading ........

CHICKESS
Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

DAMILF2
life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming.... "WOW---What a f****** ride!"

MAG8
You can´t see the rainbow without rain

MAG6
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. ( I think I've forgotten this before )

MAG4
I am not young enough to know everything.


Finally, with reference to the header of this post...

A woman went into a bar and asked the barman for an inuendo, so he gave her one !!!

Night all