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Tuesday, 16 October 2012
Wanderers Return
I am posting this in order to keep the blog up-and-running as no one seems to know how to put digits to keyboard !!!
As you are all aware, the Mag 7 has reverted to Mag 6 with a change of some members.
I am pleased to say that the recent foray into foreign territory has lived up to all expectations.
I can also report that MouldyGate is no nearer a conclusion, surprise, surprise.
Before the next excursion I will try to locate a suitable place where we may stop for BigJock's habitual hearty heaving habit !
Welcome to new Mag 6 member, Carol, who kept the tradition up nicely, entertaining and amusing the locals with her loud rendition of " Nawwww ", more will follow on that !!!!
Bomber, please in future provide all the Company with earplugs, or alternatively, keep the hand grenade pin firmly in.
So, lessons learned :-
Paul and Jock need to locate the Car Deck earlier
McDonalds do a crap breakfast
I would like to say a very big thanks on our behalf to Al and Marie, who are fantastic and go well out of their way to make us so welcome. Also to Mr and Mrs Bruno for their sufferance of the proceedings.
Finally a big Congrats to Kelly and Spence on the birth of their son, he is a stunner.
By the way Bomber, WHAT do you do for a living now !!
Feel free to contribute, peeps / geordies / jocks etc.
As you are all aware, the Mag 7 has reverted to Mag 6 with a change of some members.
I am pleased to say that the recent foray into foreign territory has lived up to all expectations.
I can also report that MouldyGate is no nearer a conclusion, surprise, surprise.
Before the next excursion I will try to locate a suitable place where we may stop for BigJock's habitual hearty heaving habit !
Welcome to new Mag 6 member, Carol, who kept the tradition up nicely, entertaining and amusing the locals with her loud rendition of " Nawwww ", more will follow on that !!!!
Bomber, please in future provide all the Company with earplugs, or alternatively, keep the hand grenade pin firmly in.
So, lessons learned :-
Paul and Jock need to locate the Car Deck earlier
McDonalds do a crap breakfast
I would like to say a very big thanks on our behalf to Al and Marie, who are fantastic and go well out of their way to make us so welcome. Also to Mr and Mrs Bruno for their sufferance of the proceedings.
Finally a big Congrats to Kelly and Spence on the birth of their son, he is a stunner.
By the way Bomber, WHAT do you do for a living now !!
Feel free to contribute, peeps / geordies / jocks etc.
Saturday, 28 January 2012
Fellow voyageurs !!!
Its been a while since I was on here and as such there is no news to tell because u all feckin know everything already, except obviously bomber is loved up and has somehow managed to brainwash a poor wee scots lass into thinkin him in speedos is attractive, hence him being north half his life, oh and he,s bought a jag he's now ridin round in !!!!Bomber 'Arfur Daly' Mills !!!! oh and the bearders has gone he looks like fucking ONE SHEET DOS PLEEENTY !!
Mouldy is thinkin of living on a boat so he is now to be known as NOAH
I am quietly moving into senility in a manly and steadfast way
Now listen chaps, its gettin harder and harder to be Navs and social secretary with you guys, Jock never knows where he has to be from one week to the next , Bomber , well we all know where he fecks off to all the time , Mouldy is buildin the Arc, James has just got three jobs now !!!!
Plans for this year at the moment are ;
Easter weekend Boat Race Miss Baker in attendance
Sometime in March or April Soire to Al and Maries, let me know a convenient and mutual date , I will try and get some time off !!!
May 15-22nd Tim , Bomber +1 to St Tropez
June 02nd Ben and Dawns wedding RSVP
July 14th-15th Dads 80th B-day Soiree to be arranged for that weekend, RSVP
November , Bonfire night either the saturday before the 5th or the following Sat, Hog roast at my place inc a cocking great big firework display generously provided my the Museum of Kent Life at the end of my garden !!!!
there is bound to be other events that i will sort which you will not wish to attend, if this is the case we can sit and talk about it until you do !!!!
Mouldy as Technical officer could you work out to get this blog available to Paul and Doug as its about time they were subject to the same ridicule as the rest of us , best do Miss Baker as well , oh and Ben as well
Anyone who wants to speak of the last musings CALL ME WHEN YOU GOT LESS TIME !!!!
Its been a while since I was on here and as such there is no news to tell because u all feckin know everything already, except obviously bomber is loved up and has somehow managed to brainwash a poor wee scots lass into thinkin him in speedos is attractive, hence him being north half his life, oh and he,s bought a jag he's now ridin round in !!!!Bomber 'Arfur Daly' Mills !!!! oh and the bearders has gone he looks like fucking ONE SHEET DOS PLEEENTY !!
Mouldy is thinkin of living on a boat so he is now to be known as NOAH
I am quietly moving into senility in a manly and steadfast way
Now listen chaps, its gettin harder and harder to be Navs and social secretary with you guys, Jock never knows where he has to be from one week to the next , Bomber , well we all know where he fecks off to all the time , Mouldy is buildin the Arc, James has just got three jobs now !!!!
Plans for this year at the moment are ;
Easter weekend Boat Race Miss Baker in attendance
Sometime in March or April Soire to Al and Maries, let me know a convenient and mutual date , I will try and get some time off !!!
May 15-22nd Tim , Bomber +1 to St Tropez
June 02nd Ben and Dawns wedding RSVP
July 14th-15th Dads 80th B-day Soiree to be arranged for that weekend, RSVP
November , Bonfire night either the saturday before the 5th or the following Sat, Hog roast at my place inc a cocking great big firework display generously provided my the Museum of Kent Life at the end of my garden !!!!
there is bound to be other events that i will sort which you will not wish to attend, if this is the case we can sit and talk about it until you do !!!!
Mouldy as Technical officer could you work out to get this blog available to Paul and Doug as its about time they were subject to the same ridicule as the rest of us , best do Miss Baker as well , oh and Ben as well
Anyone who wants to speak of the last musings CALL ME WHEN YOU GOT LESS TIME !!!!
Thursday, 19 January 2012
HAPPY NEW YEAR
I thought I'd wish all our readers best wishes and prosperous luck for 2012. I'd also like to reiterate that I am still "NEVER SLEEPING IN A FUCKING MOTOR HOME EVER AGAIN!" Bomber - eat me!
Tuesday, 20 September 2011
New ideas
Take heart Jock, despite being very hurt by your comments, Bomber has taken your heartfelt plea on board and is seeking alternative transport.
Pic shows one possible alternative, which may provide the transport to Brittany next time. I am pleased to say that it has a sea toilet !!!
Note the name !!
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
LOCKED IN A NEVER ENDING CYCLE - THE MURTAHURM IS BACK!!!
You couldn't imagine my dismay last month when I received news that Bomber had repossessed his old motor-home (yes, the fucking council house was back on the road). It appears my lottery win was short lived and that I am destined to live out more trips to Europe in that shit-tip machine. It is my hope that it has finally stopped smelling of dog, old Chief's nicks and rotten chicken carcasses but hey, look what happened the last time I fuckin' wished for something.Well my old Geordie maggot, if you do manage to read this post, let me print it out loud and clear for you:-
"I AM NOT LIVING ONE MORE FUCKING NIGHT IN THAT FUCKING SHIT-TIP YOU CALL A MOBILE HOME - IT'S A BOLLOCKS WAY OF LIVING, BEST KEPT FOR GYPSIES AND PICKEYS WHICH I CAN GLADLY SAY ARE NOT GROUPS I MAKE A HABIT OF RESIDING WITH - SO FUCK OFF!!!"
Saturday, 30 April 2011
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