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Thursday, 26 March 2009
Monday, 9 March 2009
The first entry of 2009 - Big Jock's, ha, ha!
Well fellow Murtahurmers,
Only two entries since October 2008 - you lazy no hopers! Not a very good effort from the "Magnificent 7", is it? I feel it is now time to name and shame you all, and throw a hefty amount of shit whilst doing so. My theory is this; if I begin slagging you all off, then your obvious response will be to get your own back! Correct me if I'm wrong..... oh, no, you can't without putting an entry in the blog. I win on all accounts, ha, ha.
So I thought I'd start off with a league table. This would identify the league champion murtahurm blogger for 2008 (ME!).
Blogs Entry's Points (3 per blog)
1. Big Jock 31 - 93
2. Mouldy 26 - 78
3. Bomber 12 - 36
4. Tim 12 - 36
5. Tracy 4 - 12
6. Minxie 3 - 9
7. Donna 3 - 9
8. Jan P 1 - 3
9. James 0 - 0
10. Posh George 0 - 0
As you can see it was a closely fought contest. Mouldy started off at pace but was soon caught up by Big Jock. Mouldy did make a big effort towards the end but, hey, Nick, there is only so many pictures you can post on the blog and then try and claim it as an entry, ha, ha.
Bomber started off well but got pissed, then loved up, then got binned, then got a twat on, then got pissed again, ha, ha. The only man I know who has four mobile phones and still sends texts to the wrong bird, ha, ha, ha - Geordie caaaannnnttt!
Tim did his usual effort: a few quick ones followed by some long slow ones and a couple of jerky ones at the end. Pure filthy stuff as usual Mr Benger.
The girls tried, but they got seduced by other more important things like shoes, bags, shopping, hats, etc, etc.
Jan P made one entry and then finally admitted that he actually paid a small child to type it because he didn't have a computer and was still using an abacus to count his wages.
James......well, James is James. Far too much totty to shag and far too many fast cars to get caught speeding in. Blogging is for losers, yadah, yadah, yadah.
Posh George was too posh to push, oops, sorry, too posh to blog, and anyway, he had a man to do all that manual stuff, ha, ha.
"Right, you bunch of knobbers and knobberesses, the gauntlet has been well and truly thrown in your faces. So if you think you have the cahoonahs, then bring it on, because the blogging title for 2009 is yours if you want it."
I am happy to discuss this further with you on the 27th at Benger's pad - be there or be Albert!
Big Jock is off to his rack......... BE FABULOUS!
Only two entries since October 2008 - you lazy no hopers! Not a very good effort from the "Magnificent 7", is it? I feel it is now time to name and shame you all, and throw a hefty amount of shit whilst doing so. My theory is this; if I begin slagging you all off, then your obvious response will be to get your own back! Correct me if I'm wrong..... oh, no, you can't without putting an entry in the blog. I win on all accounts, ha, ha.
So I thought I'd start off with a league table. This would identify the league champion murtahurm blogger for 2008 (ME!).
Blogs Entry's Points (3 per blog)
1. Big Jock 31 - 93
2. Mouldy 26 - 78
3. Bomber 12 - 36
4. Tim 12 - 36
5. Tracy 4 - 12
6. Minxie 3 - 9
7. Donna 3 - 9
8. Jan P 1 - 3
9. James 0 - 0
10. Posh George 0 - 0
As you can see it was a closely fought contest. Mouldy started off at pace but was soon caught up by Big Jock. Mouldy did make a big effort towards the end but, hey, Nick, there is only so many pictures you can post on the blog and then try and claim it as an entry, ha, ha.
Bomber started off well but got pissed, then loved up, then got binned, then got a twat on, then got pissed again, ha, ha. The only man I know who has four mobile phones and still sends texts to the wrong bird, ha, ha, ha - Geordie caaaannnnttt!
Tim did his usual effort: a few quick ones followed by some long slow ones and a couple of jerky ones at the end. Pure filthy stuff as usual Mr Benger.
The girls tried, but they got seduced by other more important things like shoes, bags, shopping, hats, etc, etc.
Jan P made one entry and then finally admitted that he actually paid a small child to type it because he didn't have a computer and was still using an abacus to count his wages.
James......well, James is James. Far too much totty to shag and far too many fast cars to get caught speeding in. Blogging is for losers, yadah, yadah, yadah.
Posh George was too posh to push, oops, sorry, too posh to blog, and anyway, he had a man to do all that manual stuff, ha, ha.
"Right, you bunch of knobbers and knobberesses, the gauntlet has been well and truly thrown in your faces. So if you think you have the cahoonahs, then bring it on, because the blogging title for 2009 is yours if you want it."
I am happy to discuss this further with you on the 27th at Benger's pad - be there or be Albert!
Big Jock is off to his rack......... BE FABULOUS!
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