For the purpose of my war correspondent role I am now dispensing with Mag and using real names. It's a lot easier and much more efficient "vorsprung durch technique"
BigJock kipped on Nav Bengar's sofa last night but was kept up most of the night by Bomber's dogs' impression of a f*ckin windmill. She was chasing her own ars*hole all night and I fear that this will happen to every female that resides in "The Spitroast Special", so be warned!
Navs Bengar got up around 6am and mentioned to BigJock to help himself to breakfast. Navs Bengar is now down at Asda buying some more provisions for the cottage - fat Jock bastard!
James has left for work. Bomber is still horizontal and is soon to receive a rocket up his arse because we need to purchase some foreign beer tokens from the Post Office. Gerry is still to appear and LogOff will be back to crack the whip and beat us all to death for lack of preparation and planning at around lunch time.
The milfs have been busy blogging and planning their strategy for foreign invasion (sounds sexy) and stalking behind enemy lines.
More to follow in due course, so keep posted.
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big yin ! horizontal ya bassa .... been digging out like a blick at the whip ! spitroast special is pristine i tells ya ! ya big jock bassa x
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