For the record, Bomber was not loafing in his scratcher but was in fact working on making his murta hurm spic and span for the arrival of No.2 spit-roast twin (Jan P). Navs Bengar, James and LogOff continued to work hard earning pennies to swell the coffers of the booze and big eats kitty. Bomber, BigJock and Jan P went into town and ensured that all available foreign beer tokens were procured for the trip.
The trip back to the canal was fraught with danger because BigJock drives like a 15 year old without a license, and after an argument between Bomber, BigJock and Yoda (BigJock's satnav), it was agreed that Yoda knew exactly where he was going, BigJock was a Jedi master and Bomber didn't have a clue how to speak Jedi and his navigation was shit!
It was agreed that Bomber would stow the shopping and Jan P and BigJock would go to the pub to discuss strategies for France and Belgium (just like old times). LogOff arrived about 5pm and has serviced the spit roast special in preparation for the dangerous channel crossing this evening.
A good day had by all. Stay tuned to see if Yoda and Bomber kiss and make up. Stay tuned to see if Bomber finds the channel. The night trip looms and the boys are ready and raring to go for the arduous tasks ahead. More to follow when French Internet cafe is found.
1 comment:
Wanker ! too busy to give ye and yoda a proper shallacking ! but standby big yin when we get to the port I shall get my dongle out !!!! web n walk that is and you will get it matey boy.
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