Saturday, 20 September 2008

Hey Mag 5 on the blog !!!
so far that is tim Jan bombs james confirmed, george on the fence ( weighing up options i have no doubt) nothing wrong with that mate but if you blow us out make sure you get a touch of the old govarno. Mouldy to be cajolled into it this weekend and as i am told big jock is taking a sabattical, brain germs got him. For those of you are not up to speed with the situation it is the navs benger theory that women have this process whereby they get you to start thinking like them in order to get a date, eg you suddenly and inexplicably agree that you like films about puppies etc then when your mindset is twisted and they agree to that first date they move in for the kill and chaps this is the dangerous part......the first kiss. this is not a kiss it is merely a process for transferring womens brain germs into your brain, this process is irreversible and permanent, symptons include not going on mag 7 reunion tours, staying in and watching middleeastenders(diversity issue), compulsion to shop for no apparent reason, salad for dinner every night and some breakfasts, it does have some benefits however, like being able to spot a potential rival for affections across whole continents. beware fellow voyageurs you have been warned !!
updates on cricket trip to Zuoz next year ( not murtahurm Big Jock) to be forthcoming, sri guys we missed munich beer fest this year will look into it for 09. George 'i dont blog ever' campbell starts uni as the oldest student in the history of academia soon good luck big fella, sorry thats jan, good luck matey.
Sat morning and me gonna have big deep bath for half hour, i can hear big jock screaming in envy but this england you can have one too .

BE FABULOUS

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