So back at the lodgings of 'Cock of the Lock' the barefooted MILF arrived....all was quiet - well apart from the MILF who wanted to wake up MAG 3 sleeping soundly in his Murterhurm...
MAG 1 plies the MILF with gash bag brown wets but to no avail - she has crashed and burned with black feet and susshing on her mind...
MILF 2 AKA 'special child' partied the night away in the strange ale house - taking the bribe of fur ball vodkas - fickle bord! When did she arrive back at the lodgings no-one knows.......
So the morning is upon us and things get tricky. MILF 1 doesn't do mornings AT ALL! MAG 1 buoyed by the evenings activities is very agitated - fat boy old fart breakfast is waiting in the nearby Spanish hostelry and it waits for no MAG...
Timings were confused, abuse was shouted - there was nothing else for it but a bundle with Cock of the Lock (MAG 2). We passed the time with the 'guess what I am writing on your back' game - the agitated one was the best but couldn't wait to claim his prize - meat was calling him....it had been so long..
Filthy is a funny word....its the way your lips and tongue get round it that makes it so good....MILFs are good at filth.........hey that rhymes!!
Finally we broke free of the lodgings - looking fecking amazing for MILFs with so little sleep we stunned the locals with our frubes and paralysed the old farts with our humour and filthy linguistics..
Breakfast was a long affair highlighting the timings issue still further - but a very pleasant end to an eventful warm up!
Alas the drama was still to unfold....our exit from the lodgings was a rapid one - much drastic reversing and touching of hair went on - it was messy, complicated and slightly awkward...but hey MILFs are resilient beings and headed for the nearest Starbucks....xxx
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loving the "three in a bed" dittie, although not sure i like to be referred to "speical child" - how about - "Fur Ball" or in "organic" or just plain "mulf 1"? xx
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