Warm up for Europe!

Well what can I say? A night on the town in Maidstone to get us warmed up for our tour.....

A bit of an eclectic mix we are - two old farts, two MILFs with matching shoes and a young bord out on Saturday night.

It all started out so well in the planning - a BBQ in the afternoon, a few bevvies and then off to the discoteque! Not to be however as the MILFs were late (about four hours), the beef was not organic and we had to queue to get in....

Still off we went and discovered the delights of the garden of England....The old farts didn't like the queuing system or the dancing MILFs....so they got their wicked way by dragging them barefoot and bolloxed half way round the town to a never ending hill with the promise of a cold Smirnoff Ice and a sit down.

The ale house was odd and full of other eclectics - are they all coming on our tour? There was one bar stool and a dodgy dancefloor.....many drinks were consumed and fags smurked by the barefoot MILF..

This ale house was spookier than first impressions when one MILF escaped only to be locked in a taxi and wisked off for a different fate....banging on the windows to no avail she tried in vain to be freed. Her friend MILF sensing her distress tried to leave but was blocked by the big glasses at the main door.....were they ever to be reunited? Were the old farts to have their wicked way? What was to become of the European warm up???

To be continued.............