Big Jock - twice in one month?

I laughed my tits off at tree beard making a c*nt of himself, as usual; thank you for that.  I needed a good laugh, after enduring the wettest holiday since Mr Cocky said "why don't we spend two weeks at Vagina Canal?"  Having just dried off all my clothes I thought it prudent to investigate the blog after receiving another email from Mouldy - keep 'em coming!  Can you also send me your mobile number so I can inundate you with all the shite jokes that people think I'd like to hear; ungrateful bastard aren't I?

I am so looking forward to our European tour of 2009 and you wouldn't believe it but the lovely Janina has given me two extra days to get pub fit for the visit to Al and Marie's.  I am spending them wisely at Benger's Palace where I will drink copious amounts of Beck's lager beer until I fall off my stool, ha, ha.  Come and join me one and all.

PS.  It was nice to see Gerry "Lord Fuckin' Lucan" Peers put in an appearance on the blog.  It would be better if he typed something or answered his fucking mobile/texts once in a while.  Drip complete....... over.