Big Jock is alive and kicking after last night's events in The Malta. Benger successfully quenched the aforementioned thirst by using his BOGOFF method, "drink 2 to Big Jock's one", or "drink 2, drink 2 faster."
After drinking with the largest man to be born in Wales, the pub fit duo made a great job of demolishing the remains of the potato harvest, plunging the Emerald Isle into another potato famine - unlucky Paddy!
Big Jock was officially the best dressed man in Benger's living room this morning. Two bacon and egg sarnies and the demon drinking duo are ready to go for another session across the water, courtesy of Tony's water taxi, ha, ha.
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